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"Surnames"
A: come over over, what is his name ah?
B: Hei hei hei Hei hei Hei hei ... ... ... ... remember my name
A: test to you, this is a few呀(extended one finger)
B: fried fritters
A: This is a few呀(two fingers extended)
B: 2 fried fritters
A: This is a few呀(out of five fingers)
B: a fried fritters.
A: You have known a fried dough sticks, serious reading. Read: Zhaoqian Sun Lee
B: Zhaoqian Sun Lee
A: Zhaoqian Sun Lee
B: Zhaoqian Sun Li, teachers, and my head dizzy. (Yaotouhuangnao in the ... ...)
A: Do you change the direction of a turn. Here are WU Lian-Zhou Wang
B: WU Lian Zhou Wang. Teacher, my eyes were black ... ...
A: Do not interrupt, the above is what ah?
B: like that? The above is the roof ah.
A: Even the roof is out
A: Zhaoqian Sun Lee
B: Oh, right, Zhaoqian Sun Lee
A: The following it?
B: Here? They forget
A: I have just taught you.
B: ah. I just forget.
A: a reading of
B: 1 forgot
A: Zhaoqian Sun Lee. (Angry)
B: Oh, right, Chao Sun Li
A: money?
B: money? Have spent
A: what to spend it?
B: Buy fritters to eat
A: You have to eat ah
A: I will give you one ah explain to deepen your impression. Zhaoqian Sun Lee. Zhao Zhao is a teacher. To see not? I, Zhao teacher
B: Oh, I, Zhao teacher
A: I am a teacher Zhao! (Again, angry)
B: I am a teacher Zhao
A: You are Zhao teacher?
B: hey, I was a teacher Zhao.
A: Well you're not stupid. Money, money is the money to pay school.
B: Oh, Jiaoqian. Hey, I handed once again. How have to pay ah? You get money for it?
A: too lazy to reason you continue to ah. Sun is the grandson. Lee is not speaking of ceremony. WU Lian-Zhou Wang. Week, is the preserved egg porridge. Wu, that is much ado about nothing with impunity. Zheng is not decent. King is the king of beasts.
B: Oh, that is, big tiger, right? "
A: With you how to say. Understand?
B: to understand
A: Can talk about Yao?
B: stress is able to speak, (delay 3 seconds or so) I can not follow the teachers speaking, I can only pour-off is concerned.
A: That you had been speaking.
B: reverse is: tigers, not decent, lawlessness preserved egg porridge. Grandson, not unreasonable. Get money is to Zhao teacher. Hei hei Hei hei ... ... (the last one said, pointing to A)

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这个很中国化的，翻成英文就四不像