Roy Croft

　　It’s an old sort of article and it’s difficult to stop yourself in wonder why people somehow take each other as a sort of meat in a basket. What a shame to know it. It’s disgusting.

　　What Guys and Girls say and what they really mean (from: http://www.passagen.se):

　　What girls say
　　...What they mean

　　Can't we just be freinds?
　　There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.

　　I just need some space
　　...without you in it.

　　Can you help me with my homework?
　　If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

　　Do I look fat in this dress?
　　We haven't had a fight in a while.

　　No, pizza's fine.
　　Cheap bastard.

　　I just don't want a boyfriend now.
　　I just don't want (you as a) boyfriend now.

　　I don't know; what do you want to do?
　　I can't believe you have nothing planned

　　Come here
　　My puppy does this too.

　　I like you but...
　　I don't like you.

　　You never listen
　　You never listen

　　We're moving too quickly
　　I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend.

　　I'll be ready in a minute
　　I AM ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

　　Oh, no, I'll pay for myself
　　I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

　　Oh, yes! Right there
　　Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

　　I'm just going out with the girls
　　We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

　　There's no one else
　　I'm doing your brother

　　Size doesn't count...
　　...unless I want an orgasm

　　What guys say...
　　...What they mean

　　It's just like orange juice, try it!
　　3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

　　She's kind of cute
　　I want to bang her till I'm blue.

　　I don't know if I like her
　　She won't blow me.

　　I need you
　　My hand is tired

　　I had her
　　I had (wet dreams about) her all week.

　　I really want to get to know you better.
　　...so I can tell my friends about it.

　　How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
　　Is my penis really that small?

　　You're the only girl I've ever cared about.
　　You're the only girl who hasn't rejected me.

　　I want you back
　　...for tonight anyway

　　We've been through so much together
　　If it wasn't for you, I never would have lost my virginity.

　　I miss you so much
　　I'm so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.

　　No, I don't want to dance right now.
　　Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on.

　　The break-up shouldn't start for another 24 hours.
　　I want to have sex a few more times.

　　I'm different from all the other guys
　　I'm not circumsized